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Bob comes home one night completely drunk and slips into bed with his wife

Do you want to get a smile or burst out laughing? Here is a selection of irresistible little stories that mix absurd situations and unexpected falls. Between Bob, the philosophical chicken, Didier and his murderous refrigerator or Toto and his caramel candies, these anecdotes promise to change your day. These short and powerful stories will delight all lovers of humor, with a touch of lightness and the unexpected. Get ready to laugh out loud!
Laughter-inducing story # 1: The story of Bob
Bob came home one night completely drunk, slipped into bed next to his sleeping wife and immediately fell into a deep sleep.
When he woke up, he found himself in front of the pearly doors. Saint Peter, stationed in front of him, announced to him:

“Bob, you died in your sleep.”

Stunned, Bob exclaimed:

“What? Death? Impossible! I still have so much to experience. Send me back! »

Saint Peter, a little forlorn, replied:

“Unfortunately, there is only one way to return to earth: you must return in the form of a chicken.”

Devastated, Bob finally agreed and asked to be sent to a farm near his home.

In the blink of an eye, Bob found himself covered in feathers, clucking and pecking at the ground. A rooster passed by him and said:

– “So, are you the new chicken? How is your first day going?

– “It’s okay…” Bob the hen replied: “But I have a strange feeling… like I’m about to explode!

“Ah, you’re ovulating,” explained the rooster. “Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg?”

“Never!” admitted Bob.

“Don’t worry, just relax and let nature take its course,” said the rooster. “It’s very simple.”

Bob did so, and to his amazement, an egg came out. Overwhelmed by his emotions, he discovered the joy of motherhood. Soon after, he conceived a second child, then a third… An indescribable happiness overcame him when suddenly he felt a blow on the back of his head.

He opened his eyes and saw his wife calling to him:

“Wake up, Bob! You’re shitting the bed!”

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