Story that will make you laugh N°2: Two friends discussing their wives Two
friends Patrick and Didier are talking at work
Patrick says:
-You are a woman who cheats on you
So Didier goes home, and when he opens the door he hears noises in his room, his wife is sweating. He looks in all the rooms of the house to see if anyone is there, and when he goes out onto the balcony he sees a man’s fingers at the bar. Then? He takes a hammer to hit the guy’s fingers, the guy falls but doesn’t die because a tree weakened his fall; Didier is so angry that he takes his refrigerator and throws it at the guy’s head.
After that, the man goes to heaven to see God:
-Knock, knock, knock
God answers
»Yes, come in.« So, how are you m0rt?
“Well, I was painting the balcony when suddenly a mentally ill person hit my fingers with a hammer and then threw his refrigerator at me
God answers:
OK, you can go to heaven
Again there is a knock:
“Yes, come in.” How are you m0rt?
-Ben? At work I was told that my wife is cheating on me. So I went home, I saw in my room that my wife was sweating, I went to look all over the house to see if anyone was there and I saw fingers on the balcony bar. So I hit his fingers with a hammer so that he fell but a tree weakened him. So I threw my refrigerator at him but since it was heavy I fell with him.
“Okay, you can go to heaven
And a third knock
“Yeah, come in, so how are you m0rt?”
“Well, I don’t know, my wife told me to hide in the fridge and…”
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